pieeyed piper

Drug dealer who is followed everywhere by a group of junkies whose eyes are the size of pies.

Why are all those crack heads with eyes the size of pies following that dude?
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.

by Spoopleman January 18, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Phoebe Piper

A Zesty Person Who Loves People With The Last Name Stacy

“Bro that’s so Zesty”
“I know right their such a Phoebe Piper”

by BigTrev March 11, 2023

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs

by snookie pie October 24, 2023

kai piper

Slang for smoke weed

Used in nz by parent's

Son dad's going for a kai piper

Mainly used so kids don't accidentally snitch on you at school

by Some weed April 24, 2024

Pay The Piper

Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.

When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.

You had to pay the piper

by "You're Going To Regret This" July 8, 2019

Mr.Pipper piper

Mr. Pipper piper

1. Someone who cheats excessively; to the point they consider it a craft.

2. Someone who engages in sexual activities with a person outside of their current relationship

Daniel: " Yeah, I've been piping down this new girl recently."

Spence: " I thought you were in a relationship?"
Daniel: "I am, but there's nothing wrong with a little fun on the side."
Spence: "Look what we have here -- A Mr.Pipper piper."

by WICKEDP3NIS January 29, 2025