smashed pineapple

As you can imagine, pretty fucking ugly.

No way mate, she's got a face like a smashed pineapple!

by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006

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Pineapple Tits

Fat fucking tits, like you would see on a tribal fat fuck head hunter...sumo tits with a droopy mass comming to a point at the nipple.

Pineapple tits are big saggy and ugly flabby tits. They are characterized by the nipple coming to a point, like the texture of a pinaepple.

by akareefkeeper August 11, 2015

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Damn that's dude pineapple ass is giant.

by Ur majama March 19, 2017

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Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.

Dude my girlfriend gave me a golden pineapple last night, shit was the best!

by M Manson November 15, 2018

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When you take a shit so hard that your asshole turns inside out, and rips your ass lining so its jagged like a pink pineapple.

Guy #1- Yo bro I took such a hard shit yesterday.
Guy #2- How bad man?
Guy #1- Like Pink Pineapple Bad...
Guy #2- Ouch...

by Pandapig1 January 02, 2014

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Those dirty pineapple mexicans were like roasting whole pigs and shit.

by ChaseTheAce September 12, 2012

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when you are smoking a cigarette and the ash falls on your skin

him: "ouch! that hurt like a pineapple butthole!"

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