pill muncher

Someone who chews pills in order to make them work faster. Usually done with oxycontin, MS contin, and other narcotic painrelievers with a continuous relief mechanism that is thus defeated by the munching of such medication.
Requires a blatant disregard for taste and gritty texture to be present within this individual, or just an incredible desperation for a quicker high to be present to warrant the transformation of a "pill popper" to a "pill muncher".

Jessie is now a pill muncher, because she chews rather than swallows.

by mynameismaryjane June 6, 2011

shady pill

The art of reaching into the frat house couch cushions and partaking of any pills found within, each person taking a guess at what it could be.

Ant and rain-dan played shady pill at the haloween party. They both guessed mesc and they were right.

by nocanizzle January 14, 2008

Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

pill pecker

a man's pecker on ecstacy.

I'm pillin me pill peckerrrrr

by PTGizzle April 4, 2008

shower pill

Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.

Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."

by Pete Dick October 10, 2008

clever pill

60s psychotherapist's name for LSD.

the clever pill and the Owesleytalk is hip.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Black Pill

A man that has woken up to women's bullshit and written them off. He's going his own way and no longer cares about them because he knows they're not worth his time.

This chick can't get enough of him. Too bad he's black pilled and couldn't care less.

by LogicWolf June 25, 2020