Girl, I went out with so-and-so, and all that bitch wanted to do was spread those cheeks, she was such an ass pig!!!
by Sombra Pagan July 16, 2004
A fat person (usually a woman) who has the tendency to eat like a 'pig' and stomp around like a 'rhino'. Hence the phrase Rhino-Pig. Rhino-pigs are best described as obese, ugly, nasty bitches. Often times their attitudes are poor and they are very annoying.
by T-Bone aka T-Money August 14, 2008
An affluent, good-looking rich woman, driving a larger SUV, with a cell phone plastered to her ear, with no regard for anyone else on the road.
by bigpitch June 05, 2009
by B1g d1ck September 26, 2013
A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.
Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)
by Danbeb October 27, 2011
A phrase used to do something horrible, crazy, fun, or dangerous like Skateboarding down a hill, Jumping off a building, Raping a police officer, Getting fucking wasted, killing a man, taking a shit and then throwing it at the queen, pulling a sicky off work etc. It's like another word for 'YOLO' but much fucking cooler.
Can also be shortened down by saying "KTP"
Can also be shortened down by saying "KTP"
Sam: "Hey John, wanna get wasted?"
John: "Yeah man Kill The Pig"
Sam: "I just killed the pig and pulled a sicky off work today so I can take a shit and throw it at the queen."
John: "Safeee"
John: "wanna kill the pig and skate down the top of that massive hill over there?"
Sam: "Yeah man KTP style."
John: "Yeah man Kill The Pig"
Sam: "I just killed the pig and pulled a sicky off work today so I can take a shit and throw it at the queen."
John: "Safeee"
John: "wanna kill the pig and skate down the top of that massive hill over there?"
Sam: "Yeah man KTP style."
by samneal October 13, 2013
When my hamster died, I decided it was time for an upgrade. So I purchased a hamster deluxe aka guinea pig.
by EtodadoubleU May 26, 2009