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Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)
Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you
by @theosus September 10, 2009
mugGet the Ho Phonemug.

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
by JustaBitch March 4, 2009
mugGet the asshole phonemug.

phone fucker

A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.
Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!

Annabella: What a total phone fucker!
by tankedgirl June 30, 2010
mugGet the phone fuckermug.

burnout phone

A phone usually used by criminals that's a minute phone and can easily be thrown away without being detected.
I need a burnout phone to get this deal done .

Hey make sure you use a burnout when calling me.
by Arabellagrainger June 19, 2014
mugGet the burnout phonemug.

black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.
by Young dolly January 22, 2018
mugGet the black phonemug.

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals
Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.
by bro_07 September 26, 2018
mugGet the phone homemug.

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.
A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.
by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011
mugGet the Phone legsmug.

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