persia

a literal perfect bestfriend, their so funny and pretty their always gonna bring a smile to your face

" if i hear somebody talking bad about persia, your @ss is getting beat. "

by clove.r March 17, 2022

persian perfume

To break wind in the face of a partner for sheer sexual pleasure.

Timmy gave his mother some persian perfume before getting down to business.

by Jack Dingleberry June 11, 2006

Persian men

In general good looking and bulky. Hairy body. Spoiled big brat's and mama's boy's. Hug with their Persian friends (dadash's) real tight, but aren't worth a damn besides that. Good looking yes, terrible lover, lacking of good lovemaking abilities, small down there, control freaks, abusive. Hating Arabs and Turks, and well hating everything. Generally feeling superior towards other ethnic groups.

Bragging to have big dicks, reality speaks for itself. Fragile egos. Attention whores. Beautiful traps.

Him: I am Persian and 100% percent proud of my nation. all of people here are trying to judge us without knowing us ... i have no idea what this arab boy knows but i have to tell him that he'd better shut his mouth because while we had a great archamenians culture arab people were looking after their camels in dessert!!
Her: Stop bitching around.
Friend: Why do all Persian men behave like that?
Her: Maybe because they're spoiled by their mama's.

by Carla89 January 25, 2018

Persian empire

The first the trans continental empire.

It's the first Persian empire which includes asia,Europe and Africa

by Tommy shi February 9, 2021

Persian penis

As a persian woman I can say our men are not so exaggerated hung.

Small (4 inches) to average (5.3 inches ) is reality. I'm talking about Persian average. I still wonder about that top definition here lol, that must have written some persian guy by itself.

Persian woman: I'm gonna marry only Persian guys. What about you?

Me : Nope.

Her : why not?

Me : I'm not into Persian penis.

by Carla89 January 14, 2018

Persianfootball

1. Clinical term for repressed homosexuality often brought on by sexual trauma from incest.

2. A name for an entirely un-witty, obnoxious kitten.

3. A word used to describe unwatchable, unskilled soccer.

1. That young boys inability to sustain an erection with a girl or farm animal is a clear sign of Persianfootball.

2. "Oh no here comes Persianfootball to ruin another thread."

by Sinbad Farouk May 6, 2008

persian perfume

To expell gas in one's face creating a foul smell similar to that of a paki or indian person's natural body odor.

The porta-potty was steaming with a pungent dose of persian perfume.

by "Deepthroat Dean" Simmons June 11, 2006