Dirty Parker

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

Valet Parker

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

by OCMaria December 22, 2005

Parker

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015

peter parker

when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.

i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.

by tkifr February 17, 2008

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008