tug of pain

When your pubes stick to your shaft while you're doing something, you become constantly hurt with the pain of your hairs feeling like they're plucked. It's not a good sensation (especially in public) since you need to adjust the hair so that it doesn't stick. This is usually a problem for men who don't shave or trim their pubes. I'm sure men out there know what I'm talking about.

Sherlock: I experienced the tug of pain on the way here.
Watson: Oh jeez, that's sounds... painful.

by steefano December 19, 2020

Pain in the ass

A person or task that is irritating, challenging, or annoying, usually more so than it has to be.

I am a medic and every two years I have to get recertified. It's an unnecessary pain in the ass, because I have to file about 10 million papers and every two years they change it, and it's pointless anyways because I'm obviously not going to suddenly forget how to do my job.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2021

Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.

Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!

by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021

Pain pickle

a bitter or sour attituded person. one who has the sourness and bitterness of that of a dill pickle.

she was being a pain pickle, because of how bitter she was being.

by ElongMusty August 18, 2021

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.

"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."

by interwebification June 23, 2021

Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato March 11, 2012

Pain Juice

Any Vodka combined with a Natural Light or similar watered down beer. It derives it’s name from it’s ability to fuck you up in the most disgutsting of manners.

Max: is that pain juice

James: I don’t care if it tastes like shit it if it gets me fucked up
Bradley: mad respect

by TheWholeDamnLoaf November 17, 2018