PRISON OYSTER

It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
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oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.
Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.
by Gazebo Johnny July 28, 2020
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Anal Oyster

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster
by The danger ranger December 19, 2017
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Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.
Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.
by Mrkibby January 11, 2024
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Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.
Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"
by 13AquaOrbit January 26, 2023
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oyster cock

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks
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