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Owling

Owling (noun): A unique activity encompassing elements of sport, hobby, and victimless mischief. Owling involves the deliberate act of acquiring a substantial quantity of identical, aesthetically unpleasant, or offensive items, which are then clandestinely hidden throughout an individual's living space. The target of an owling, commonly referred to as the "person being owled," is subsequently challenged with the task of locating as many of these concealed items as possible within a designated 24-hour period. Upon the completion of the allotted time, the individuals responsible for the hiding of said items are obliged to provide the person being owled with a beer for each proven discovery.
Mike: Down for owling Joe’s house tonight?
James: Ohhhh fuck yeah.
by Everything burns August 27, 2023
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Putting the Owl in Bowl

No way, he put the owl in bowl!

Is it true!? She said you putting the owl in bowl.
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
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White Owl 🍺

The reason you look forward to every evening, every weekend & the definitely the reason you love hanging out with friends! Legends say that drinking this magical Brew will instantly transport you to the best memories of your life and will also be the reason for World Peace One Day!
Its been a hard day, really could do with a White Owl 🍺 !
by Leonoe November 23, 2021
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owl watching

“Owl” symbolizes “hooters” aka “boobs” “Owl Watching” means staring at some chicks knockers.
Ricky: dude did you see that tits on that chick?
Jayme: yeah they had me owl watching for days.
by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018
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Lousy Owl

On the surface a good person, but underneath there's a dark side that's been repressed and is just waiting to come out. Usually from disagreement, or from alcohol, these people will turn from friendly to hateful and spiteful at the drop of a hat.

The kind of person that you can't believe beats his wife, that guy you don't drink with anymore, if you disagree in the slightest they become a very mean and spiteful person.
"Hoss is a great guy for the most part, but there's a lousy owl lurks in him."
"Watch out with them, that's a group of lousy owls"
by evil texan December 22, 2023
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OWL

Old White Lady.

A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
Mexican: I was posting on Facebook that US policies are detrimental to Mexico and some psycho was yelling at me that I must be a Russian because she couldn't stalk my profile and how all accounts with Mexican names are fake.

African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
by NadoCaracara April 26, 2023
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owl taxidermy

The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.
by Arnie Grape April 26, 2021
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