Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Order Of Souls Lady

CHUCKFACTOR71's "girlfriend"

Chuck: ok you have permission to talk to my girlfriend.
Us: you mean the Order of Souls Lady?

by Judgeetoeggboi September 7, 2020

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

national order your girl food day

monday 12th is the day you should order your girl food:)

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

Order of Operations

Shit, shower, shave. The correct order for your morning routine. The shower cleans after the shit, and softens the hairs in preparation for the shave. If you do this in another order you could have a dirty ass and bleeding skin.

Tommy messed up his Order of Operations so he had an itchy ass all through his morning meetings.

by Keith from back east July 22, 2022