a fugly bitch who walks around saying "LET'S SAVE THE WORLD!!" then does nothing about it and makes milions of dollars!!
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i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera
i'd rather have an orgy with lion, tiger, and bear and yell oh my! on camera
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A religion which developed starting in North America in the late 20th century. The religion itself has no doctrine like other counter parts in modern society. It basically revolves around the churches leader Oprah Winfrey. There are some other less powerful leaders, a man whose name is “Dr.” Phil. One must only assume that this title was bestowed upon as Colonel is given in the state of America known as Kentucky.
The leaders of this church have considerable power upon consumers, who buy products that mainly the churches leader tells them to. Items that Oprah tells her followers to buy include but are not limited to, books, and health and beauty care products. While the churches shadow corporation known as Harpo has a production company, a magazine, as well as a television network.
While Ms. Winfery has been proven wrong on several occasions, she has yet to ever address these instances. She has been also known to advocate and inform about health matters, that are either only partialy true, or yet to be proven or excepted by several government regulating agencies.
Make no mistake this is a religion, as with all orginzed faith groupings it has followers of differing degrees of devotion and involvement.
The leaders of this church have considerable power upon consumers, who buy products that mainly the churches leader tells them to. Items that Oprah tells her followers to buy include but are not limited to, books, and health and beauty care products. While the churches shadow corporation known as Harpo has a production company, a magazine, as well as a television network.
While Ms. Winfery has been proven wrong on several occasions, she has yet to ever address these instances. She has been also known to advocate and inform about health matters, that are either only partialy true, or yet to be proven or excepted by several government regulating agencies.
Make no mistake this is a religion, as with all orginzed faith groupings it has followers of differing degrees of devotion and involvement.
Once a year the leader of Oprahism broadcasts an hour long feeding frenzy of mass histaria known as Oprahs favorite things.
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Get the opperator perry mug.The most Amazing African-American woman who ever lived. Not only is she a billionare, she single-handedly turned millions of white soccer moms into her personal slaves. White women follow her like sheep
Oprah Winfrey : "Lissen white people. Buy this book. Ah sez its the best even though the author lies like a rug."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
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Get the oprah winfrey mug.Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.
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Operation Condor is yet another in a long line of unreported military actions that were supported by Democratic presidents of the US.
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