One nil

Telling your friend to look at something that isn't actually there and then saying 'one nil'. This phrase is used because its like keeping score of how many times you've tricked eachother but without the score ever actually increasing.

Players will usually start safe and believable, but eventually make extravagant assumptions to make their friend look even more foolish for looking.

Antony: look at that huge spider!
Dan: *turns and looks*
Antony: one nil haha as if you actually looked, idiot!

by P Boor September 9, 2013

Real one

Someone who does not care what you think and tells you it like it is.

Did you hear about that Broach guy?
Yeah, he's a real one!

by Robbro85 June 8, 2017

One-shot

Writing about a character, place or thing that has been done on a spur of the moment of a fandom or orginal peice. Usually is to short for a short story consisting of only one chapter.

'The writer did a one=shot of Mike's feelings toward his parents.'

by lgbird April 28, 2005

pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")

"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005

the Orange One

Donald Trump

on January 20th 2017 the Orange One takes office.

by fleshyprecious November 26, 2016

Channel one

a torture program thats been around for generations thats sadly still used to this day..this program can cause nauseau, pain to the eyes and ears, nose bleeds, migranes, thoughts of suicide, thoughts of genocide, and eventually the murdering of oneself

student1: man i wish we could at least turn this shit down its like a channel one concert in here!
student2: dude shut the fuck up the teachers lookin over here...you know we cant touch that tv...god bless us ..everyone

by judybooty May 27, 2010

harem of one

A hot girl with a high confidence level and high self-assessed sexual prowess. May frequently have more than one significant other.

Jenna thinks she is a harem of one to her six boyfriends.

by Mark Nick January 11, 2009