Lawn Ninja

A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.

John: Nice hair.

Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!

by Xalrons456 March 26, 2012

lawn missile

An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.

Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."

by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012

mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

lawn licker

Similar to a carpet muncher; A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to another woman

“Omg, I heard Jenny was a lawn licker”
“No way! Doesn’t she have a boyfriend?”

by Pxince October 15, 2023

Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023

Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.

Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.

by Rehtaf April 22, 2023

trailer park lawn mower

A junk lawn mower usually found in trailer parks in southern united states typically sold at wally world or big box stores weed eater poulan murray bolens to name a few brands the users usually mow barefooted smoke ciggeretes while fueling which could cause a fire they also point the discharge chute towards the road which hits cars or other people they also try to fart in the airbox on the carburetor to start it they run over garbage and when they loan it to their inbred cousin it either is pawned usually for drug or beer money or comes back broken.

Willies freind Hey willie look a naked man running with a trailer park lawn mower

Willie "yea that shit doesnt suprise me a mentally sane person who doesnt do drugs buys a cub cadet honda or toro even if they live in a trailer"

Willies freind "right"

by Will700 December 13, 2023