lawn sign land mine

Lawn Sign Land Mine is a game that takes place in Ontario Canada around Election time. The point of the game is to remove the metal wire frames that hold up and election sign on somebody's lawn, bend it into an arch, and place it into the road in the middle of the lane. When a car runs over it, it makes a loud screeching sound and alerts the driver. This is obviously an act of illegal mischief and should not be tried at home. Lawn Sign Land Mine is a sport that practitioners of Darkour play for fun.
I just threw two Lawn Sign Land Mine's on the road and Cops ran them both over!
by viJilance December 02, 2015
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Lawn Diving

To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.
by Chavo January 15, 2008
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Lawn job

When some trim a man pubic hair and then proceeds to blow them.
Dude I’m going to my buddy’s house to give him a lawn job.
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019
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Pacman the lawn

The act of lifting and lowering a push mower over too high of grass. Usually takes about one full or two days. It resembles the way Pacman opens and closes his mouth in the game.
Damn it, I let my lawn get too high. I am not looking forward to Pacman the lawn today.

I got sunburned Pacman-ing the lawn
by Cloudstrider14 April 20, 2011
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 09, 2021
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Arse Lawn

Arse Lawn is the hair that is found around your arse hole and gooch.
There's nothing worse than ripping out your Arse Lawn pulling Gruff Nuts
by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021
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Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
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