Blood Lawn

when all equity and fixed income markets are in the reds (or down on the day)

We're seeing a blood lawn today

by Connor rim December 19, 2018

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming

"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"

by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018

Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.

Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.

by Rehtaf April 22, 2023

Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.

Let's go for a lawn dart.

by Maksmis June 14, 2020

Lawn Manor Academy

the most shit school in the world. sexist as shit. Filled with furries , weirdos and pedos
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school

If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"

You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support

by GVSDFGDFGHFGDHGFDHFSGDSfdsafas February 10, 2024

Lawn Cucked

When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.

Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"

by VaginaPoop June 11, 2021