knob boy

1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.

2. One displaying these characteristics.

Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!

by stuinyerbutt February 25, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Knob-graze

The inadvertent brushing of one's knob against another person (male or female).

Oh, man, I accidentally knob-grazed that granny as I got off the bus.

by Terriblykindofyouthankyou April 5, 2013

knob rocket

Can be used to describe someone you'd normaly call a cunt-prick-or twat, infront of more sensative people, children not used to street banter and old people that mite not understand more modern cussing, blaggard and bounder are ok,but cunt's still got the edge in my opinion, knob rocket can be an ice breaker, once the subject is used to your silver tounged urban banter, you can ease them into more progresive cussing.

Dont listen to that knob rocket! He's an arrid banquet (one up from a drylunch.)

by Christback2 May 14, 2014

turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014

Knobbing out

Employing one's knob outside the confines of marital bliss.

Amelia: Things have not been the same between Charles & I over the last few weeks. He seems so... distant.
Isabella: What do you mean? Last time I saw you both, you seemed so happy together.
Amelia (staring into her tea): He isn't as... "attentive" as he used to be. I'm afraid he might be knobbing out.

by Carstairs November 10, 2013