Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.
I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip
by Skimpies On Tour May 27, 2016
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tour pillow

A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.
I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.
by FuckTanner November 16, 2017
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slap on the tour bus

Getting pussy on the tour bus
Slap on the tour bus: We’re getting slapped on the tour bus.
by SoSerene October 28, 2017
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Farewell tour

(n). Almost exclusively limited to the rich and/or famous, the farewell tour refers to the media circus that occurs when a celebrity passes away. Recent examples include Michael Jackson and Sen. Edward Kennedy. For the event to truly be considered a farewell tour, the corpse must lay in state somewhere for a short time, then be moved at least once, either to lay in state elsewhere or, ultimately to their viewing and/or funeral service. It is customary for large groups of mourners heretofore unknown by the deceased and family to flock to the stops along the way in an effort to catch a little "contact fame"...
Hey, Michael Jackson's in town for his farewell tour. That guy was HUGE! Wanna go pay our respects?
by pm1960 August 29, 2009
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Mexican Tour Guide

2 Mexicans in a bar fighting over the last shot of warm Tequila.
I would have ordered a drink at the bar but the bartender was splitting a Mexican Tour Guide.
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
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Grewsome Twosome Tour

1. An amazing tour featuring just Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Without Alice Cooper there would be no Rob Zombie.

2. Rob Zombie is a great Crowd pleasing performance where as Alice Cooper is more of drama and killing on stage.
The Grewsome Twosome Tour was a badass experence.
by its a carry-on!!! May 17, 2010
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Tour Bus Fantasy

The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.
This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.
by RPTJ January 10, 2025
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