Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017

Secu tour

A spontaneous wild adventure to somewhere you don‘t even think about where you go or drive. Travel blindly to somewhere far only to chill, smoke or enjoy the view. The word secu defines a something that is completly illogic and something what you say: WTF.

Hassen:“Yow let‘s make a secu tour bro“

Bryan:“ Yeah just drive to France and make a stop somewhere to chill out“

Hassen:“ Easy bro, go to the gas station to buy cigarettes“

by ponchoboy December 22, 2018

tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 8, 2009

Tour-ettes

When you see Limp Bizkit and you impulsively say lyrics to yourself, and are communicatively limited to only Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Staring at a woman's chest who just saw Limp Bizkit, she shouts "Look into these eyes,".

This woman has developed tour-ettes

by meatpuss August 2, 2024

80's Comeback Tour

The act of being temporarily obsessed with a movie, actor, song, artist, game or television show from the 80's and gloating to peers and family about how "good times used to be", ironically this predominantly occurs in people who were either to young to remember or weren't alive during the 80's

Guy 1: I've then watching a whole bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies lately

Guy 2: stop it man, you having a 80's Comeback Tour

by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017

Join Vermillion Tour

Rooting from pr3stigejuly's YouTube Video, "Join Vermillion Tour" is an informal term that features a definition of telling one's self to "fuck off", and to join "Vermillion Tour", euphemistically meaning of vermillion to be a blood's color, actually meaning to fuck off and metaphorically join a violent tour of blood.

B: Please, you just hurt fucking everyone! Do you have to do this for your own sake?
A: Join Vermillion Tour.

by MosesC October 4, 2022

tour pillow

A term touring musicians use to refer to girls in different towns that they can hook up with.

I've got a tour pillows in New York, Miami, and Philadelphia.

by FuckTanner April 20, 2018