Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

Craig Nicholls

Shit at Battlefield

Craig Nicholls is shit at Battlefield

by Mr Facts ftw September 11, 2021

Craig

It’s the name of a best mate a mate you can bring with you!

Remember the day I found my Craig

Dankpods 2020

by Basetrack8 December 28, 2021

craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Big craigs crack dealership

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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020

Craig

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I am going to Craig you!

by Big guy lover May 9, 2021