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Ol’ Moon Ballin’

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.

A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Ol’ Star Burst

Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.
Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.

My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
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dang ol' thang

"I ain't scared, I always got that dang ol' thang on me."
by Elwood Nutbush May 11, 2022
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The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.
‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral
Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’
by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021
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OL Maths moment

a OL maths student moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like OL maths students. OL maths student moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve slurs. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. OL maths student moments are the third biggest killer of braincells, behind unionists and croatians.

something every OL maths student moment needs is a serious OL maths student. also foundation level students may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. apres student has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a pres student. of course, if you are a HL maths student, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of OL Maths students will fight the man.
one key to OL maths student moments is how they start. certain things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a OL maths student moment.
people enjoy watching OL maths students act stupid. its fun. private OL maths student moments shame you. public OL maths student moments shame everyone.
finally, OL maths student moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): Baby that upset ?

HL Maths Normal Human Being: What do you me- hey wait a minute...I'm w̶h̶i̶t̶e̶ a HL Maths student! I'm not part of this OL Maths moment.
OL Maths Tri-cell retard (culchie dialect): *paragraphs of speech you're not sure you can't understand because he's in Ordinary Level or because his thick culchie accent along with his English skills equivalent to a Tec student are equal to a migrant begging you for spare change outside Pettits"
by niggaslayer456 May 23, 2021
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ole gide damn

A popular start for jankin on somebody
Yo ole gide damn, meat meat neck sista
by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003
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The Ole Wally Musgrove

When you have to fight a bull dike during a threesome to get to the lipstick chick .....
Last night I had to give the Indigo Girls the Ole Wally Musgrove to get to Mick Jagger''s wife ...
by Big T- McG March 24, 2010
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