Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

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brushed and ready

Still down to talk after you brushed your teeth

You brushed and ready?

by The Real Freak January 20, 2018

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get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

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i’m not ready

yes were dating but i’m not ready to say that yet and i can’t wait to see you this month

yeah i like you ajané but i’m not ready

by yessirskiiiie December 8, 2020

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Drop Ready

A thing that is prepared for life and knows rite from wrong. Highest infinite possibilities for something.

I was Drop Ready today in spite of all the negativity and wanted all life to be Drop Ready too so we didn't have to go somewhere that was buzz kill capable! Never again without Drop Ready will we be.

by Step all over da space April 25, 2022

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Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

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