speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.

Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!

by benormous September 06, 2005

Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

by Avik86 January 27, 2011

Unbeknownst to Speed

A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.

Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.

by 398YY January 12, 2010

Speed-Boating

When you motor boat two girls tits at the same time at high speed.

"Dude, I was totally Speed-Boating Jess and Steph at that party last night."

by PsychoFazza March 01, 2017

speed of gay

Being gay gives you superpowers

I came here at the speed of gay

by A. N. O’Nym April 28, 2018

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO September 29, 2006

In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022