Florida Orange

After you but fuck a girl and cum in her ass then, suck it out with a straw.

Ass Fucking then sucken with a straw.

by Landon April 29, 2004

trenton florida

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest

Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida

by Redneck junky December 24, 2016

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

florida sober

It’s like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.

I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasn’t my jam. I’m Florida sober and want to have some fun.

by Darthspock March 8, 2022

florida bitchslap

Male bar patron singles out the weirdest male in the bar (people don't like or find creepy)and jizz on his face then female friend/girlfriend smacks said male in the face afterwords and yells "You're a bitch!"

"Goatbeard got Florida Bitchslapped!

by cidsurfr13 October 10, 2014

Florida Lord

The ruler of all Florida men. There can only be one, and they will forever hold the title of the Florida Lord. Befriending them is the way to go, becoming their enemy will only result in being stuffed in a bag and drove across the country and thrown into a creek.

Jimmy bob billy-I heard that the Florida Lord wrestled 48 alligators yesterday!
Jesus-There goes humanity..

by Oonmyphone May 4, 2020

Florida Honeymoon

When you have sex in the back of a cop car after being arrested.

Bill and Joanne got arrested then did the ol’ Florida honeymoon!

by edwemi56 September 18, 2019