balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
by O Purehitta April 03, 2011
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Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
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Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD
Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.
by English Rasputin September 26, 2023
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Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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Cold Played

To get yourself into something you can’t get out.
“They said buddy who stay down the street got caught trying to break in the store”, “Damn, he cold played.
by Major Montana May 24, 2021
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cold pan

Something that loves your dad's cum and who also rapes dinosaurs fucking great guy and a little gay
Your dad likes to cold pan people like your fucking mum
by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 09, 2018
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Hoth cold

How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!
by Hannibal Cannabis March 01, 2019
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