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balls cold

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Bro I walked outside yesterday dressed in shorts and a shirt. It was balls cold.
by O Purehitta April 21, 2011
mugGet the balls coldmug.

Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
mugGet the Jesus Coldmug.

Cold turkey

When you say you’re going cold turkey, but are a cigarette addict
by Eekesteek August 2, 2018
mugGet the Cold turkeymug.

Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020
mugGet the Luke-coldmug.

cold-matthew

A word in which you are on the toilet and you have you're shirt slightly upwards and then you feel your back on the toilet lid
I hate it when I get a cold-matthew, sometimes it makes me jump!
by da da da da da da da January 9, 2022
mugGet the cold-matthewmug.

Hoth cold

How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
It’s not just cold. It’s Hoth cold! Your tauntaun will freeze!
by Hannibal Cannabis March 1, 2019
mugGet the Hoth coldmug.

Cold Contact

Rubbin ice where it feels nice
"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"

"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019
mugGet the Cold Contactmug.

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