Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.

Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.

by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017

Chilly Hobo

The act of inserting both hands inside a women, then rubbing your hands together as if you were a cold homeless person trying to warm up.

I brought a girl home last night and she had me do the “chilly hobo” on her, it was dope.

by Richarazardd July 7, 2022

hobo luggage

another term for an erect penis. hobos were often depicted as carrying around a stick with a sack tied to the end of it carrying their most valuable belongings; while a boner is a long stick with a sack at the end of it carrying your 'jewels.'

girl: thats alot of hobo luggage, need help carrying it?
me: well, it is weighin' me down; sure, i'll take a hand;)

by lilchris2013 November 21, 2011

Hobo dirty

When you become so dirty from outdoor activities (i.e. train hopping, camping, sleeping in a dirt lot) that no matter how hard you scrub you just can't get it off and you just have to wait it out. Also includes dirt that can not be removed from under your nails.

"I made Jack take a shower before I would have sex with him, he said he just took a shower, but it turned out he was hobo dirty."

by Anarchaprimitivist July 20, 2012

hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.

your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...

by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012

hobo lung

Hobo lung is the unexplainable persistent cough one acquires from working in areas with large populations of homeless or from directly working with the homeless.

Hobo Lung is often confused with walking pneumonia.

"Dude why you coughing so much? you sick?"

"No, just got a bit of the Hobo lung, cough, cough."

by Old Leather Hands April 18, 2019

Hobo luv

an expression used to greet a friend or an exclamation of joy

when im driving around my hood and see a friend I yell hobo luv and they say it back.

by i am THE ORIGINAL HOBO. November 21, 2010