Sloppy Moose

A mysterious sex act - the only known rules are as follows:

1) You need a gallon of coconut oil
2) You spin around twice and do a backflip
3) No hooker tutus
4) No diarrhea

"Sloppy Moose? I tried that once! But only because my girlfriend really wanted to."

by Fishnisch May 23, 2014

Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position

Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!

by The Mooser January 10, 2019

bag a moose

to obtain trim on a date, to get laid

Hey bro, are you going out with her again? Let's hope tonight's the night you bag a moose.

by Jason J. D. August 24, 2006

Order of the Moosejaw

A fraternal brotherhood founded in Washington, DC in 2005, named in honor of the founding principles of the fathers of Saskatchewan. Most honored be Their names that They shall not be named.

"Hey, what do you believe when it comes to politics?"

"It's hard to explain. I'm a member of the Order of the Moosejaw."

by trevdog227 June 13, 2008

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

Mooslim

Mooslim is actually the same thing as a muslim, but the problem is many mispronounce the world Muslim saying Muslim instead of Mooslim.

I am a dedicated Muslim(Mooslim)

by Ali Muah December 2, 2007

sweet as a moose

used when you are felling real good

some guy:are you good

me: im sweet as a moose

by Captain art April 7, 2005