Moon Criket 

Clinton Young

Clinton Young is such a Moon Criket.

Moon Criket by RizzleRed October 16, 2008

moon walking 

When you have to take a shit so bad, you have to walk slow, like you are on the moon, on your way to the bathroom.

I was holding my poop for so long at Walmart, I was moon walking all the way to the stalls. I didn't make it though and I crapped by the tvs.

moon walking by Carve a ham! August 21, 2011

moon coon

a nigger on the moon.. therefore coon + moon = Moon Coon...

what do you call niggers on the moon?

a moon coon

moon coon by Polar Bear In A Carnival Cruise Playing Bingo With Tom Cruise. October 14, 2006

moon cricket 

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.

***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"

moon cricket by SLS September 15, 2005

moon pie 

When you fart and it vibrates your cooter.

that wasn't a queef, it was a moon pie.

moon pie by mamacita rica January 11, 2013

Moon Cock 

(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.

Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!

Moon Cock by Tequila Mockingbird March 5, 2008

Moon Cricket 

A racial slur that can be used for a variety of ethnicities, with different meanings for each as defined below:

When used against a Black person: Person goes out making noise at night.
When used against a white person: Big Eyes and gangly legs.
When used against an Asian person: Snotty violinist who's afraid of the sun.

Well look what we got there Sally! Moon crickets in all shape and forms.

Moon Cricket by Theonlyrealdefiner August 1, 2019