Missionary Matty

catches flies

one trick pony

oh god here comes missionary matty

by pffffasif October 18, 2020

missionish

Mis•sion•ish, noun: a missionish carries the meaning and power of a Mission and is blended with a pinch of lightheartedness and is grounded in laughter.

It’s time to help our brethren in Africa. The time for this missionish is now.

by atechnologist November 18, 2020

missionissoring

missionary + scissoring sex positions combined. most commonly practiced by two people with vaginas.

My girlfriend and I were in the missionissoring position all night long, spraying and cumming. It was so good, I want to do it again.

by Mars Bars N Stars April 7, 2021

Mission Hills Motorboat

When having aggressive cowgirl sex, and the woman cuts a long bubbly fart on the man’s ball bag, creating the sound of a motorboat taking off from shore. Often times caused by pre-game Asada Fries and initiated by a twist of the niplets.

Bro #1: “Hey how was your date with the girl from Florianos?”

Bro #2: “No Bueno, she tirado in pedo on my huevos rancheros”

Bro #1: “The Mission Hills Motorboat!”

by Gaysofthunder69 February 22, 2021

Missionary

A word rappers commonly use to describe you n*ggas are basic.

“ I don't care what you say, you n*ggas corny, right
Missionary, all these niggas boring, right”- Kyle (Nothing 2 Lose)

by okaymaddi March 8, 2021

Mission

Sexual tensions/do fun sexual things

Me And Dray finna go on mission

by BracePoppinZ April 21, 2021

Mission Prep

NOUN - A catholic school (yikes) that raises its tuition every year but despite its climbing debt. Their budget goes towards football first then the diversity scholarships. Having fun taking the same three extra-curricular classes :D

Person 1: I don't feel like going to a shithole like Atascadero Highschool.

Person 2: You could go SLO High.

Person 1: Why would I wanna be a deadbeat, I'll go to Mission Prep!

by Boomba-la-caca August 11, 2021