metrosexual

gay and really badly in denial

"ryan's metrosexual, he likes putting his cock inside other men but he doesn't shout about it"

by leahlols May 12, 2008

metrosexual

(noun) although seemingly gay, a straight guy who always dresses for the club and obsesses about his appearence.

My girlfriend left me for a metrosexual body builder named brian she met at a night club.

by vee bee January 21, 2004

metrosexual

one who acts gay but isnt

nick acts like hes gay but he likes girls

by My real name is chip September 16, 2005

metrosexual

A gay guy whom only likes women.

Stan lives a gay lifestyle but loves women only so people call him metrosexual.

by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009

Metrosexual

ok, i don't really have a good definition of "metrosexual" but I am sick of hearing some realation to homosexuality. I am a bisexual man, and I look straight as shit. Sometimes I don't shower for days, I like sports, and play van halen on my guitar.

nothing to do with gay man or bisexuals

by trillokid April 23, 2005

heterosexual pretender

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

Metrosexual

my hairdresser!

by Anonymous October 15, 2003