Sanyasi mess 

A world class mess....benchod....gaand maralo

Sanyasi mess put in Everyday sambhar , dal, roti, chawal...neither tempting not advisable

Sanyasi mess by Hunger_hope November 24, 2021

Hydra mess 

It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.

( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)

"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."

Hydra mess by DragonsBane07312000 January 12, 2022

Near mess 

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

Near mess by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

humiliated mess 

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.

he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.

humiliated mess by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

Drunken Mess 

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

Drunken Mess by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

drunken mess 

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone

Fozzy is a drunken mess

drunken mess by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022

Eton Mess 

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022