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When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.
Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.
Melon by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018
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Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.
Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)
Melon baby by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019
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Melone the purple-haired twink.
He wears a leather bodysuit and tries to fuck every person he comes into contact with.
He has a Stand that impregnates women (BabyFace)
Ghiaccio: Why is Melone tryna fuck everyone?
Illuso: Who cares, he's hot
Melone by Risottos cumjar October 22, 2020

melodymrss 

a tiktoker that has curly hair people think shes 13 when shes 11 her birthday is on April 2 2009 born in puerto rico even tho she looks nice be careful if u mess with her u might end up beat up
Jack: omg who is that buetiful woman over there

Patricia; omg that melodymrss lets go ask for a picture
melodymrss by melodymrss February 3, 2021

Hefty Melon 

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face
Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

musk melon 

slap them musk melons on the dog
musk melon by hidad June 19, 2016

Sparkling Melody 

A bitch on Beyondtheenergy's side that always stalks ex-friends social media and tries to use old messages from 2016 as blackmail.
Always tries to guilt trip people with "u can leave me" "im sorry" yet always becomes a bitch the second you do leave his toxic ass.
"Sparkling Melody tried to guilt trip us again, he needs to stop."