Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

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a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow

yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann

by chickatheduck September 18, 2021

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maddie, emo, autistic

"maddie you melon"

by Yourmumshousexx September 23, 2021

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G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

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Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

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The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

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