Melon

A really good person, not to be confused with melons
Melon is usually a nickname for someone that is ecstatic and loves to be around people
Usually not single and loves fun stuff.
Usually accosiated with groups and chats that enjoy his/hers presence
Loves any jokes and loves memes.

Oh, stop making me laugh, Your being such a Melon right now

by UrbanUnofficial May 17, 2018

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

Water my melons

When she wants you to cum from her tit job

OHHHHH WATER MY MELONS BABY!!!

by Penelopewantstojack June 17, 2020

The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

Melon tart

melon tart means someone whos a melon and a tart at the same time

that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023