Mach Jesus

Mach Jesus is a way to describe something faster than anything in the universe.
If you cant measure how fast the "object" is going, just say "Mach Jesus".
Mach is something used to measure speed.

"News reporter: A missile headed towards a random island going mach jesus has been detected by the navy"

by SidneysHandle404 February 19, 2024

Machamping

When you start aggressively punching someone else's dick and you rip it off and scream you do not have enough badges to train me!

I was having sex with my dog and I started machamping him.

by PINISmaster69 February 28, 2024

macheee

saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.

* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"

by crveni rakun March 7, 2024

macheee

saying of the excitement when u see a fatass car.

* fat cat approaches *
me: "MACHEeE🎶🎶🎶🎶"

by crveni rakun March 7, 2024

Mach fuck

used to describe the speed of projectiles below Lightspeed and more than Mach 1

"The SR 71 went Mach fuck"

by TheAussiephallic April 17, 2024

Mach Fuck

Speed of something that is going 20x escape velocity

"that manhole cover was going 20x the escape velocity. It went Mach Fuck."

by The Urbaner's dic(tionary) April 19, 2024

Machalany

The Machalany tribe originates from the current State of Lebanon. The term utilized as a verb indicates a vicious tendency to immediately judge a woman based on a scale of 1 or 0. If a woman is judged to be a 1 then a Machalany will insert his cock into her rear until he hears the sound of his balls slapping against her ass. If a woman is judged to be a 0 then a Machalany will pass her to the Murtagh Clan.

Sam machalanyed Iman, much to Brian's disappointment.

by Fishon September 28, 2024