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The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.
Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.
by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018
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Lone Wolf

A lonely wolf is someone who is all day alone on his phone checking at his phone every single minute, but he knows he has no friends. A lone wolf are mostly nerds and schoolshooters, for your own safety you need to be friends with them.
girl: hey look its jeremy over there he is such a weirdo!
guy: hey don't talk like that he is a lone wolf!
by bootylicker2002 February 26, 2018
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lonely son

Maria's child is a lonely son
by lifeoftyke😹 March 13, 2018
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Lone Lee

a very strange person. he gives a shit about himself and makes jokes about everything and everyone, including: dead people, discusting stuff, pedophilia, rape in general, religion, warcrimes, genocides, every person he knows and himself
he is mostly harmless but can get angry really fast. mostly because un-important bullshit

strenght: beeing an asshole, beeing honest

weakness: emotional, cries because of stuff
Lone Lee: what does a pedophile have on his foreskin?

peter: i dunno...?

Lone Lee: baby teeth!

peter left the server.

100% not FBI joins the server

Lone Lee left the server
by Cpt.Razgriz March 18, 2018
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lonee

someone who asks people about the concept gay marriage and is very funny and pretty
Yo lonee is a strange person
by THEBESTFUCKINGPERSONEVER April 8, 2018
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lonee

The bestest friend anyone could ask for, she may look like a city girl but she’s all country she doesn’t care about what boys think of her she only cares about what means the most to her
Person 1: Is that Lonee? Person 2: Sorry she’s way out of your league
by Horse lady April 7, 2018
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lone rock

A town in southwest Wisconsin known for its laced Pot and getting cracked out!
Have you seen lone rocks shit???

it’s pretty sparkly!
by Unknown125 January 20, 2018
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