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Lips and Arseholes

The bits of animals that they couldn't sell as real meat, which subsequently end up in other products which claim to contain meat (although no one can actually tell you what kind of meat they're supposed to be), e.g. doner kebabs, hot dogs, McNuggets, etc.
Dude 1 - "I don't believe you're eating that Doner. You know what those things are made of?"

Dude 2 - "Nope."

Dude 1 - "Lips and arseholes!"
by happynoj March 5, 2010
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Dick Lip

(masculine) 1) A man whose mouth is bigger than his dick. 2) One who exaggerates sexual exploitations, or lies about who he has had sex with.
e.g., John that dick lip motherfucker said he fucked three chicks last night. Classical "You dick lip motherfucker...shut the fuck up!"
by Roland_07 August 19, 2007
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innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.
"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"
by Etch September 8, 2006
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nagger lips

Lips so big that they block the entrance of most couscous into the oral cavity. Good entertainment for friends at the lunch table.
You're never actually going to eat any of that couscous with them nagger lips getting in the way.
by Don King March 15, 2005
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Moose Lips

The alaskan equivalent for camel toe. Moose lips are generally used for girls that have a big crease in their cunt that looks like you could slip a credit card into with ease.
"This fat puerto rican chick in my civics class has moose lips."

"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"
by A Moose Lips Identifior February 13, 2008
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headjob lips

the lips of a girl that are so big, that it looks like they would do a good headjob
i swear bro, shes got headjob lips
i cant wait til she puts those headjob lips on my dick
by skmeof January 13, 2009
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Llama Lips

A hoe's vagina lips that be loose and stanky and leak a lot.
Guy 1: Omg look at Jenny.
Guy 2: Oh no that bitch has llama lips I've already tried to put it in.
by fabuloustrashcan May 18, 2016
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