licentitarian

Someone who claims to believe in and stand for "liberty" and "freedom", but what they actually care about is the ability to diddle whoever they want, whenever they want with no judgement and no consequences. A member of the Licentitarian Party whose mascot is a mother hedgehog eating her babies.

Here I thought we were having a great conversation about property rights and tax reform and turns out all he wants is to be able to plant his seed in any hole he likes; you know, a real Licentitarian.

by SoldierDude4184 November 3, 2022

racial license

The excepted right for people to be able to make fun of others of their own race and not get in any trouble for it.

The Jew can say, "man you were on that faster than a Jew on a penny" and the African American can say, "yo you run faster than a black guy from the cops". Whereas if anyone else did they'd just be a dick because they dont have the racial license to say such things.

by blingtastic January 19, 2008

Prod Life

Living the goodlife. The life that you dream of and having a amazing time doing it. Living life to the fullest.

- Invented by Kamron Bancroft

We living the Prod Life

#Prod Life

by ProdLife August 6, 2012

fro-life

Being in favor of keeping an afro, or letting an afro grow.

"Hey man, why are you growing your hair au naturale? This isn't the 70s."
"Haters gonna hate, but I'm fro-life."

by psiidagama August 19, 2013

Tour Life

A phrase, that also doubles as a hashtag, is often used by wannabe musicians who buy their way onto a larger band's tour because they don't have any real fans of their own, besides the thirty friends and family who like their social media posts. "Tour Life" is also used by talentless girls who seek out and date well known musicians and take over their band so they can push their own celebrity agenda.

Bob: "Did you see that douche Andy from the band "Butt" spent his inheritance money to buy onto that huge MegaLife concert?"
John: "Yeah, and he posted sweaty pics of himself standing in front of MegaLife's crowd and used the hashtag #TourLife to show how big of a rockstar he thinks he is.

Bill: "Kristine's boyfriend's band 'EnergyGuy4000' isn't allowed to tour without her band 'Elbow Hi Rat' as the opener. And since they always follow her rules and do what she says, she makes sure to take a tired pic of herself on their tour bus and captions it with "Tour Life" to show how hard she worked for her place in the industry.

Tom: "So that's how she does it."

by dwerner June 2, 2018

mood_life_12

an Instagrammer who puts his emotions into edits and try's to get into peoples shoes and help them and put them up.

mood_life_12 will motivate you into you get up.

by madeitoutthehillls October 6, 2018

Half-Life of a Relationship

Half-Life of a relationship is the time necessary to get over a breakup as expressed as a percentage of the total length of time of the relationship. For example some people take about 1/3 the time the entire relationship lasted for the sense of loss to finally resolve. Concept comes from nuclear physics where the half-life of radioactive material to become less toxic as expressed as a time value from the exposure (breakup) to the radioactive material.

“Man, I dated her for a whole year, and we broke up. It seems from experience that my half-life of the relationship will be about 4 months!”

“Dude, that’s too long, my half-life of a relationship to get over a chick is only 1/5 of the time we were together.”

by Zagorzan November 27, 2019