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Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
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anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014
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Tubular libation

The act of enjoying a fine beverage through the use of a straw.
Wow, she is really enjoying that margarita! She is in a state of tubular libation!
by jzantjer December 19, 2016
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motivation libation

Simply, a caffeinated drink that helps you get through the day without peeling your eyelids off. It could be coffee, tea, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, hell... even Red Bull.

Also the preferred drink of overwhelmed IT managers, often accompanied by many cigarettes before 9am local time.
"I'm not feeling it today, I need a motivation libation to make it through my 10am meeting in one piece."
by top_kek December 28, 2016
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Australian Lobotomy

When the good dick scrambles brain from down under
I'm a little delusional Jake gave me an Australian Lobotomy
by Lobotoman5000 October 30, 2017
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french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.
Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.
by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019
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Egyptian Lobotomy

When Anton Hessler wraps his girl up in toilet paper and shoves his crooked horse cock into her nose resulting in permanent brain damage.
“Yo have you heard? Anton Hessler did an Egyptian Lobotomy on Aidan Hessler in their shower.”
by DaCockGobbler June 19, 2020
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