Lemon Cookie

An endearing nickname for someone who is both sweet and sour, the appropriate ratio should be 70/30. They can be one of the sweetest people you know. Watch out for the sour kick, it tends to come on unexpectedly. The sour bite will make you want to pucker up, wake you up, and add that extra spice to your life! A person who is very adorable. They are usually tall, strong, and very compassionate. They give the best hugs ever, and possess a smile that makes your heart pound. They are by far the nicest people anyone could ever know. If you meet one, keep them close.

Are you dating a Lemon Cookie?
Yes- Good! Keep them forever!
No- You probably should get on that!!!

I dare you to take a bite!
I met this Lemon Cookie the other day and just can't get enough!
by Ska-ttz Ez May 16, 2019
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lemon jelly

When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.

Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.
"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."

"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."

"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."
by Beliatilo September 19, 2004
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lemon party

oh fuck that this is the worst thing ever.
i hate old men who commit acts of lemon party...
by fuck lemon parties March 01, 2005
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Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.
"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson
by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011
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Lemon Lip

When a man sticks his hand down his pants and
rubs his fingers on his crotch vigorously and
then wipes his index finger between the upper
lip and nose of another man multiple times as a
means of seduction.
We were standing there talking and he just
dropped the lemon lip on me thinking I was into
him.
by Lenny245 August 15, 2019
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Lemon Zinger

1. A tasty tea beverage.
2. To Splash urine in one's face and say "zing".
1. Mmm that is some good lemon zinger.
2. Yo that bitch was asking for it so i gave her a lemon zinger.
by Haksaw February 27, 2014
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lemon cock

When a male is engaged in sexual acts for long periods of time without ejaculating causing his penis to swell up and resemble somewhat as a lemon. Usually happens to opiate addicts due to the fact opiates make it hard if not impossible to ejaculate while under the influence.
"Yo dog I was fucking Trina for 5 hours straight and couldn't cum, I got severe Lemon Cock now. I just wanted to splurge so I kept goin now my shaft is swollen to the max and hurts like a mug!!"
by Daddy Dirtwood April 08, 2014
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