lazer tag

to flick a cigarette at some one intentionally trying to burn them. (can also be done with any other cigarette type item i.e: joint, roach, etc.)

dam jesse lazer taged me and burnt a whole in my shirt

by billybob joekongfro December 26, 2007

Japanese Lantern

The act of pooping into a poor Japanese boy's lantern.

Hey bro, I did a Japanese lantern yesterday.

by homedogword123 August 1, 2011

hand lazers

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

imma chargin' my lazer

when a guy masturbates

Pete: DONT COME IN THE BATHROOM< IMMA CHARGIN' MY LAZER

by theaweoms83496598346 February 27, 2010

green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

lantern

A friggn menorah.... a gerry lantern menorah

"Did you lite the lantern yet to day? It is the 17th day and no menorah wtf gerry?"

by T. C. June 18, 2006

langered

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007