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Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids
Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer
by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball
“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”
by cald21 July 14, 2019
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Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.
"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"
by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022
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KOBE DAY

On August 24 every year we will celebrate the remembering of Kobe Bryant
*did you hear it’s Kobe day * “today we will all wear his jersey and celebrate the remembering of him“*shoots basket *that was for Kobe”
by Jus me January 27, 2020
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