knob boy

1. On a pirate ship, a sex slave made to sit on a wooden knob to keep the rectum stretched.

2. One displaying these characteristics.

Yarrrrrr! Walk the plank, knob boy!

by stuinyerbutt February 25, 2007

door knob

A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!

Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.

by Michael Nicholson August 12, 2007

knob humper

A complete moron, idiot or tard. Adapted from the movie "Dodgeball" when the coach tells the team they look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob.

What in the hell have those knob humpers screwed up now?

by Irrational Idiot December 14, 2007

Knob Sock

Another term for condom or a rubber can also be used as an insult.

“Oh you knob sock!”

or
“I need to go buy a knob sock”

by caz321 April 22, 2019

knob throttling

Or "Knob Throttler"
A term to describe a male who delights in masturbating other men.

"Mate, you like Justin Bieber? You're such a Knob Throttler"

"Were you Knob Throttling at the Gay bar last night?"

by Darkside Damien December 1, 2013

Knob cheese

The cheese that builds up behind ones foreskin in hot weather

Bro that knob cheese is super rank

by Sneakysnek909 March 23, 2021

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019