R Kelly's Grandma

Another person popularized by the comedian Dave Chappelle, in which R. Kelly's grandmother is watching R. Kelly (Dave Chappelle) "pee" on a girl so to prove that the urination on R. Kelly's sex tape is not digitally inserted.

R. Kelly's grandma is key to proving R. Kelly's innocence.

by Porksta July 20, 2005

kellenberg

i walked into a store today wearing my kellenberg cheer jacket. the man working there said to me “you go to kellenberg” i said “yeah.” he then says to me “oh i went there, so we’re basically family.” that’s what going to berg is like.

public school kid: there’s dogs and peacocks walking around your school?
berg kid: well yeah i go to kellenberg

by 1145 January 29, 2018

kelly

second most common irish surname ever

his last names kelly he must be irish

by ceallaigh February 14, 2007

Sean Kelly

A genrally thoughtful boy, who is caring and loving. He is a major quarkster, too. Fall in love with this guy and everything will work out in amazing ways.

Dude, have you heard of Sean Kelly, he is so kick ass!

Oh, sean kelly? A true shnuu-master.

by Shnuubat November 22, 2011

Reckless Kelly

Greatest band ever. Based in Austin, Tx.
Known for awesome music, wild live shows.

Gonna go See Reckless Kelly kick ass tonight.

by SBpimp570 June 5, 2005

Natasha Kelly

Someone who ditches their friends for their giant ginger boyfriend because he is buying her food.

Also known as a fake friend, violator of girl code, someone who does not understand the Bible's commandment 'hoes before bros'.

Abi: Hey, you ready for the cinema?
Natasha: Oh sorry, Connor the ginger is taking me to Zizzi's.
Abi: But we planned this a few days ago...
Natasha: But he's paying.
Abi: You are such a Natasha Kelly.

by NatKellyPal February 16, 2017

Kelly Clarkson Syndrome

A condition in which a vocally amazing singer/ very talented musiscian falls into a musical rut and continually produces songs that sound the same/ have very similar melodies, choruses,themes, etc.

Colbie Caillat has an incredible voice, but unfortunately she suffers from Kelly Clarkson Syndrome, so I can only listen to her songs for a little while before I get sick of them.

by chelmc April 12, 2009