Ketchup dick

When your having sex with a girl who is on her period and when you pull out thick period blood drips from your dick

"I was fuckin this girl last night and she was really wet but when we finished I went to the bathroom and she gave me ketchup dick"

by moneytrees98 July 20, 2019

computer ketchup

Exactly What it looks like

This computer ketchup is better than that regular kind, or that purple kind.

by Me October 13, 2003

Ketchup Chuck

A "not so practical" joke, that is ideal for resturants, cookouts, or friends refridgerator. Take a ketchup bottle and insert a tampon down into the neck. Replace the lid but leave about one inch of the string hanging out. If you don't have the time to wait for the end result, it's quite easy to imagine the look on the persons face as their curiosity compels them to pull the string out.

That waitress was a bitch and the food sucked. Don't get me wrong, i still tipped her a dollar and i kindly placed under a loaded Ketchup Chuck.

by wild-card March 25, 2010

ketchee

a person with amazing artistic style and dress sense who goes out has fun cares for her family and friends.

this person also has another half that means the world to him <3!

yo is that ketchee painting a canvas like a champ? oh hellz yeah!

by tkobie May 7, 2010

dick ketchup

The blood that remains on your penis during or after fornicating with a virgin.

Brett: hey bro! I banged out my girl last night.
Dilan: Very nice! How was it?
Brett: It was awesome, but turns out she was a virgin. So I had to clean up some dick ketchup.
Dilan: Bruh.... fuck that.

by Webster's Dicktionary March 31, 2015

Ash Ketchum

See friendzone

I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb

by Weeaboo professor September 22, 2016

Gravy and Ketchup Slip and Slide

When the guy cums in a girls pussy, and then fucks her really hard getting it all bloody inside. Hence the Ketchup and Gravy

I wanna do the Gravy and Ketchup slip and slide

by steve donnor May 9, 2006