Josh

Josh, the most loyal guy you’ll ever meet. He funny and will always be there when you need him. Or in other words, Josh is perfect.

Josh and Yasmin laugh and tell jokes together.

by Joshua is perfect July 28, 2019

Josh

Josh is the alternative word for a Chad.

USEC 1 (Michael): "I heard Josh (USEC 3) went into labs and single-handedly wiped a 5-man fully geared team."
USEC 2 (Chris): "Woah, That's such a Josh thing to do."

by TheChadOfCustoms February 12, 2021

Josh

Josh is the Rizz GOD, who exudes Rizz from his pores. He also pulls almost every day, and can calculate your Rizz with pinpoint accuracy. He is amazing, strong, handsome, and super short. You are lucky to know a Josh.

Wow Josh, thanks for the Rizz!
Josh, are you pulling right now?

by jamesbaby69420 September 30, 2022

Josh

Noun: an unreliable guy who will never do anything fun with you. Often ditches friends in favour of Chap laps.

Verb: the act of being a Josh. Ditching your friends and plans for no good reason.

Joshed (Verb- past tense)

Danny: Are we still drinking tonight?

Jon: No, Cairine and Almaz totally Joshed us. They're so unreliable.

by notajosh December 18, 2011

Josh

a dinosaur

look at rex, its Josh

by tarawahahaha October 28, 2013

Josh

a person who is shy and quiet, but will completely come into your life and turn it all around. He's the type of guy who's big and protective, and someone who you can put your complete trust in. He's patient, and meant for girls who are stubborn and challenging since he's so willing to stand by them. He's sexy, and an incredible lover who can be the most romantic person ever, or the dirtiest, and filthiest sex pot. He doesn't know all these things about himself, and often undervalues his traits, but he is an incredible musician, boyfriend, and lover, and would no doubt be all those things when he is a husband. This name is also characteristic of having a funny pupil

"Did you see that guys eye?"
"Yeah! He had some sort of Josh going on in his pupil!"
"Should have watched out for that pencil!

by bloomluv December 6, 2012

Josh

He is extremely tall with dark hair. He seems shy but will open up and become funny. He is also amazing with women and smells great. He also has a massive dick and knows how to use it to satisfy a woman. Overall a tall dude who is chill and that loves cars.

He is such a Josh. You are being a Josh today.

by AlyssaaB September 21, 2013