a slightly color blind queer- acting male, with clinical depression due to the recent diagnosis of AIDS and having the shame of a barbie sized penis
A: Hey you! what color is that poster?
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
B: umm brown?
A: No, idiot its orange ha ha ha, stupid jordan.
B: dang it, im gonna go kill myself for having gay sexual intercourse with a midget and hopefully i live long enough to get a penis enlargment.
by Radio james January 18, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a vein person who acts modest but never truly is. He has a lot of friends and most are girls as he is a player at heart, always switching between them.
He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.
He is not loyal and uses people only when he needs them. He is an outgoing and fun loving person who enjoys popular music and follows the trend, never setting his own style.
He's such a "Jordan
by BlackHalo January 23, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. jawr-DAN
-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
-verb
To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
by Mary Whana February 14, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
by SEAN-A-LAWN.co December 10, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
by hahalaughinginyourface May 8, 2009
Get the Jordanmug. Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
by Hunter58 February 22, 2008
Get the Jordanmug. by Rhana June 13, 2008
Get the Jordanmug.