Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.

"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."

by Don jon August 28, 2014

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Yo he is a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) He looks like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018

mo jon

The "Americanized" pronounciation for the Latin word mojon, meaning "piece of shit"; an individual who think's he or she is "all that", but is not.

Look at the huge mo jon that dog made! That little punk thinks he's tough, but he's just a mo jon!

by Melanie Murray Link June 19, 2006

jon-drea

Jon-Drea is the weirdest, out-going, amazing person ever. She will always know how to make you laugh and how to de-awkward ANY conversation, she is also really beautiful.

Guy- OMG Jon-Drea you’re so funny!

Jon-Drea- Thank You!

by Fartttt April 9, 2018

Jon church

The hottest shit jumpin out the coffee pot da shit.easily defined as god

That person is so cool his name must be jon church

by the pretzel master June 26, 2009

bon jon

Related to and or pertaining to fraud associated with cell phone carriers

I totally bon jon a account today

by NWA1993 April 2, 2017

Jon Toogood

The frontman for the kickass Kiwi band Shihad. Skinny as hell yet somehow extremely gorgeous as well. We don't mind it when he takes off his shirt.

Jon Toogood is just too good!

by chocolate99 December 15, 2008