jon clod van damn

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Jon Toogood

The frontman for the kickass Kiwi band Shihad. Skinny as hell yet somehow extremely gorgeous as well. We don't mind it when he takes off his shirt.

Jon Toogood is just too good!

by chocolate99 December 15, 2008

Jon church

The hottest shit jumpin out the coffee pot da shit.easily defined as god

That person is so cool his name must be jon church

by the pretzel master June 26, 2009

jon-drea

Jon-Drea is the weirdest, out-going, amazing person ever. She will always know how to make you laugh and how to de-awkward ANY conversation, she is also really beautiful.

Guy- OMG Jon-Drea you’re so funny!

Jon-Drea- Thank You!

by Fartttt April 9, 2018

Jon Kerry

pure evil
the govoner of massuchusets
a HUGE loser

Jon Kerry is a loser and because of this he lost the '04 election

by JonKerryHater February 4, 2005

Jon G

A musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.

Person 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!"
Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!"
Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"

by Kelso Burns November 17, 2013

jon'in

to just go into someone's house and take food without their permission.

Everytime John Melfi goes to Pete Scanlon's house he goes jon'in in his pantry.

by Sohil Doshi July 16, 2005