Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
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Breathing
Stopping time
Healing
Reverting to zero
Giving infinite deaths
Turning things into string
Spinning
Making bubbles that is actually spinning bits of string
Is not that stupid teeange girl that lives in US and is a singer.She is literally impostor of the JoJo's.She makes your ears bleed.
Breathing
Stopping time
Healing
Reverting to zero
Giving infinite deaths
Turning things into string
Spinning
Making bubbles that is actually spinning bits of string
Is not that stupid teeange girl that lives in US and is a singer.She is literally impostor of the JoJo's.She makes your ears bleed.
A list of the JoJo's(not JoJo Siwa):
Jonathan Joestar.1
Joseph Joestar.2
Jotaro Kujo.3
Josuke(''suke'' can be read as ''jo'')Higashikata.4
Giorno Giovanna(''gio'' sounds like ''jo'').5
Jolyne Cujoh(only girl so far).6
*new timeline*
Johnny Joestar.7
Josuke Higashikata.8
All 8 of the JoJo's are extremely attractive and if you want to be dirty with them go ahead so long as your not a girl liking Jolyne and a boy liking the rest of the JoJo's(no offence to gays and lesbians).And dont ship any of the Jobros or the JoJo's.
Jonathan Joestar.1
Joseph Joestar.2
Jotaro Kujo.3
Josuke(''suke'' can be read as ''jo'')Higashikata.4
Giorno Giovanna(''gio'' sounds like ''jo'').5
Jolyne Cujoh(only girl so far).6
*new timeline*
Johnny Joestar.7
Josuke Higashikata.8
All 8 of the JoJo's are extremely attractive and if you want to be dirty with them go ahead so long as your not a girl liking Jolyne and a boy liking the rest of the JoJo's(no offence to gays and lesbians).And dont ship any of the Jobros or the JoJo's.
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JoJo fan: Who the fuck is Super JoJo
John: That is a remastered version of Cocomelon
JoJo fan: Oh
JoJo fan: Who the fuck is Super JoJo
John: That is a remastered version of Cocomelon
JoJo fan: Oh
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MAN: Oh man, I just saw JoJo walking down the street.
WOMAN: Yeah, and I think all of China heard him screaming.
WOMAN: Yeah, and I think all of China heard him screaming.
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an argument so intense and loud usually in all caps, its best fitted with giornos theme in the backround
*sleepy makes a definition of me being a simp*
me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.
*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER
me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU
SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT
ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
me: WHAT THE FUCK BRO I AINT A SIMP. YOUR ABOUTA START A JOJO ARGUMENT MAN
Sleepy: YES YOU ARE YOU SIMP FOR MONGEY GIRL
me: NO I DOONT ID MUCH RATHER BE DOING SOMETHING LIKE D&D THAN SIMPING FOR A WOMAN
sleepy: I DONT BELIEVE YOU.
*jojo music starts playing*
me: YOU LITERALLY TALK TO CERA WHILE WE GAME
sleepy: NOT TRUEEE
me: WE WHERE PLAYING BEDWARS AND YOU DECIDE TO CALL HER
me: BROS BEOFRE HOES REMEMBER??
sleepy: I SAID THAT TO YOU FIRST WHEN YOU SIMPED FOR CERA
me: YOU OPENLY ADMITTED TO LIKING HER
SLEEPY: IT WAS A JOKE
ME: SURE BUDDY FUCKIN WHORE FUCKER
SLEEPY: STUPID ASS CUNT
ME: FUCK YOU
SLEEPY: THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH???
ME:YOU LITERALLY DM ME ABOUT BEING HORNY TO ANIME BITCHES
SLEEPY: WTF DONT SAY THAT
ME: SORRY MAN. OK LETS JUST STOP FIGHTING
*jojo musc ends*
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