A retard who is a selfish little bitch. He will lick ur balls and suck ur cock so dont go out with him as he has no friends and has been expelled and suspended from his high school after his dumb and attention-seeking actions.
by urpeen5inchesmine7inches June 20, 2019
by Block23 January 24, 2018
by iliketoread June 21, 2021
You are like Oliver Johnson
by Ford fetus September 24, 2021
A total sweetheart. She's so funny and nice. Your parents probably love her more than they love you. She has a great style and loves belts. She's sometimes scared to talk about her feeling so she keeps them inside and tells someone she's close to. She likes anime and pokemon go. So if you find a Kelyn Johnson come snatch her up before someone else does.
by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019
I was at the bar drining with my buddies the other day; when I got home, I bent my girlfriend over and gave her the Duff Johnson while watching The Simpsons.
by John New August 22, 2008
When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.
guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.
by Kaemine June 12, 2010