jewish redlight 

act of you and a german friend get out of your car at a redlight and you kneel as your friend shoots you in the head

jim got arrested for jewish redlighting bob

jewish redlight by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

"Jewish crackers!" 

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

"Jewish crackers!" by natalienouveau August 8, 2006

Jewish Symphony 

Any cheap scenario.

Mitch:"They wouldn't give me a plastic fork when I ordered take-out. They said it was extra!"
Kyle:"Well that restaurant is a big jewish symphony!"

Jewish Symphony by Ms. Shaw November 13, 2013

jewish antelope 

A swaggie animal that celebrates Hanukkah

Hey jimbob looks like the Jewish antelope is frolicking on the golf course

jewish antelope by swaggienigga123 February 23, 2014

jewish birthday 

When someone burns down their business for the insurance money.

John was in debt, so he had a Jewish birthday.

jewish birthday by ScottTheChamp April 23, 2014

Jewish perfume 

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

Jewish perfume by cloud hooker September 11, 2016

jewish mermaid 

When some one is acting ungreatful, or like a brat. Can be used in a joking matter.

Person 1: dude Alex was acting like such a Jewish mermaid last night.
Person 2: yea, I know. I can't believe he flipped out on his mom over a sand which!

jewish mermaid by Kay Smitty May 29, 2016