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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"
jesse by socketexception June 11, 2024
A slur for tall, skinny, white males
"Bro, that Jesse over there is terrible."
Jesse by DiscordZit December 27, 2024
jesse loves marylin so much!
Jesse by david1033930922 January 10, 2025
Jesse is very handsome, sweet, and sort of known. He can be loyal but only when he wants to, but some people underestimate him and take him for granted even though he does cheat. A LOT. He’s also a really good kisser and gives amazing warm hugs, he has the vibe of “if you lose him, its easy and hard at the same time to get him back.” , and also “i NEED him”.
“I miss Jesse !!!”
“Do you know Jesse?” “YES!?”
Jesse by G0ssipG1rl April 11, 2025
Colorblind and likes gambling and drugs and is so kind and not stereotypical at all
“Hey Jesse” I say. “Kill yourself gayboy
Jesse by NotJesse_69420 April 12, 2025
not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.
I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!
jesse by trashkarma April 13, 2025